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CROWN YOURSELF THEN KILL YOURSELF

12.3.08

DRUNK

two new DRUNK posts. one is BREAK YOUR EMBRYO & DRINK IT
and the other is the one we all wrote.
Posted by sam pink at 9:38 AM

2 comments:

apants said...

smegma.

rock hard dick an'shit.

smegma.

clit.

smegma.

catcher's mit.

smegma.

epileptic fit.

smegma.

Tit.

smegma.

90210's "The Peach Pit."

smegma.

True Grit.

John Wayne's Smegma.

Grandma.

March 13, 2008 5:58 PM
freefun0616 said...

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禮服酒店上班,
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菲
梵,

October 19, 2009 6:09 AM

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