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I ENTERTAINED A SMALL CHILD FOR HOURS BY BLOWING UP A RUBBER REPLICA OF YOUR REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM




Posted by sam pink at 2:52 PM

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

My backyard filled with red snow as I read this.

Also, a replica of my house was used in a model railway landscape without my permission. The red snow was stained cotton wool for that.


albie

February 18, 2009 at 4:41 AM
freefun0616 said...

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October 19, 2009 at 6:15 AM

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