WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR PERIOD I IMAGINE MY PENIS IS A VAMPIRE

I often find used condoms in the street or in alleys. I usually put them on and fuck the cracks in the street. Then I stretch and pull the condom off and pat the street’s butt and laugh and say, “Thanks baby, that was real sweet.” Then the street pulls the blanket back up over its chin and starts to cry and I do that maestro movement, like I am conducting its tears.