15.8.08

PICTURES

"DECAPITATED BUT STILL SMILING ANDY GRIFFITH"



"NICK CAVE WITH HIS EYES RIPPED OUT"



"DAVE THOMAS SERVES A SAD LOOKING BABY TO SOMEONE"



"PARIS HILTON GIVES BIRTH TO A BAT WEARING A YELLOW TOP-HAT"

8 comments:

Brandon said...

wow. these are incredible. you should send these to the paris review or N+1 as cover photo possibilites. tripled sales = more ales.

sam pink said...

hey brandon. personally, i feel like i did my best work with "eugene levy with an extreme blue soul patch" (see sidebar).

the paris review has already emailed me. they told me to fuck myself.

i would like it if a journal emailed me and asked me to do this on a weekly basis.

if you have a journal i will do this for you.

i will slightly alter photos for you and you can post them.

email me. it's free.

sam pink said...

i just realized that it seems like i just said i would like it if a journal asked me to fuck myself on a weekly basis. that is not what i meant. i meant draw pictures. but either way.

ryan manning said...

the asian ellen frances

DOGZPLOT said...

dear sam,

please fuck yourself on a weekly basis.

cool pics. there's no fucking way that's really paris hilton. paris has a poodle in her muff. its not bat territory.

Daniel Bailey said...

boom baby.

Anonymous said...

If you tape the high pitched squeaking of bats and slow it down they are actually saying "Truffle up, you smacky wazzock."

Albie

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