i was interviewed at WHAT TO WEAR DURING AN ORANGE ALERT. i have liked that site for awhile and i am glad they interviewed me. here is an excerpt of the interview because it makes me laugh.
That [money] is all I want. I don't even really care about the chapbook or the book anymore. Honestly, I just beat an old man half to death and recorded what he said and that's the chapbook. Even though all the money goes to their press, I want money. I want a lot of it. I figure, money is awesome, so I should just get a lot of it, because then I have a lot of something that is awesome. If there wasn't money, I wouldn't write. Writing is stupid and pointless. Oh look at me, look at my fucking poems. Aren't I deep and interesting? Don't I have like, the deepest thoughts? I am so philosophical and fucking artistic. That's not me. I just want money.
THE NO HELLOS DIET
THE NO HELLOS DIET (A NOVEL)
HURT OTHERS
HURT OTHERS (short stories)
PERSON (Fall 2010)
A Good-Ass Novel
THE SELF-ESTEEM HOLOCAUST COMES HOME (Fall 2010)
Good-Ass Plays
FROWNS NEED FRIENDS TOO (poetry, Afterbirth Books)
good-ass poetry
I AM GOING TO CLONE MYSELF THEN KILL THE CLONE AND EAT IT (paperhero press, 2009)
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CHAPBOOKS
WRITING
- story "training" at muumuu house
- story "juliana" from the book HURT OTHERS
- excerpt of "PERSON" at muumuu house
- play at SLINGSHOT
- poem at PAX AMERICANA
- story at Unsaid Magazine
- another exceprt at kill author
- excerpt at KILL AUTHOR
- flash fiction at EVERYDAY GENIUS
- THREE POEMS AT "COCONUT"
- ten versions of seeing a dead body
- POEM AT "KITTY SNACKS"
- PLAY IN "NO COLONY VOL. 1"
- flash fiction at "DOGZPLOT"
- STORY AT "NO POSIT"
- POEMS AT "DOGMATIKA"
- POEM AT "LAMINATION COLONY"
- POEM AT "THIS ZINE WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE"
- FLASH FICTION AT "DOGZPLOT"
- STORY AT "decomP"
- POEM AT "ROBOT MELON"
- POEM AT "PARIS BITTER HEARTS PIT"
- HAIKU AT "NO POSIT"
- STORY AT TITULAR JOURNAL
- POEM AT "PINEAPPLE WAR"
- FLASH FICTION AT "SIX SENTENCES"
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- INTERVIEW WITH ADULT ENTERTAINER
- INTERVIEW WITH PUBLISHING GENIUS ADAM ROBINSON
- INTERVIEW WITH SCOTT MCCLANAHAN
- INTERVIEW WITH JIMMY CHEN
- PROPHYLACTIC-RIPPING INTERVIEW WITH CHRIS HIGGS
- GUSTAF interview
- HOBART WITH SEX Y WOMAN ELIZABETH ELLEN
- INTERVIEW WITH MARY MILLER
- THUNK INTERVIEW
- interview with BUST DOWN THE DOOR AND EAT ALL THE CHICKENS
- best interview ever
- bust down the door interview
- interview at "orange alert"
- interview at "internettle soup"
- daniel bailey interviews me
- i interview daniel bailey
- chris killen interviews me
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36 comments:
I read that interview. It was good. That interview was better than a yellow balloon.
ha? you call that an interview sam pink?
ttb sat by a fireplace and fielded some questions and had a real mystic interview.
brad d. green. you don't even have to read it.
just get your popcorn ready.
the old g. b vs. ttb is going to be a great one.
Hi.
hello brad green. i am glad that you liked it. here's the thing though, i was lying about everything, so you liked my lies. that means i believe the opposite of everything you like. haha motherfucker.
ttb, don't be getting all type a mystic on me, you know that shit scares me.
socrates, i am glad you commented because i like you and your writing.
this is the fourth comment.
that's ok, mr. sam pink. i was entertained by your lies. i was also entertained by your comment, which should be truthful, unless your diametrically opposed statement is also inverted or just plain ass-backwards, which would make the interview truthful, i think.
at any rate, it's all fun. isn't that what's important?
i agree. im taking my photo off my blog immediately...
first im gonna watch looney tunes on dvd. then im gonna eat a bowl of honey nut cheerios. then fix my nephew's bike maybe. then i'll take it down. im a fucking sellout. who coincidentally got nothing in return.
brad green. i like you.
barry graham, you sell out bitch. if i were there i'd spit in your cheerios and be like, "now they're more like saddy-os."
then i'd clear my throat and see myself out.
the problem as i see it with you saying that you like me is that you've already established yourself as
a. an unreliable interviewee but a reliable commenter
b. unreliable all the way around
c. reliable all the way around
my brain is producing several words, one of which is conundrum. i like how that word sounds. so, again, i am entertained by the word conundrum and how it rolls off the tongue like caramel.
this is comment number 8.
i wanna taste saddy-o's.
hey. email me your mailing address if you havent before. i just picked up the dogzplot flash anthologies from the printer today and i wanna send you a copy.
aw shit, ells yeah.
this is comment number 11.
how many comments is a lot of comments. it'd make me happy to see you have a lot of comments. i am exerting effort to see if i can manifest this particular set of circumstances. either that, or i am just typing. it's possible i could be doing both.
i've grown silly now.
but i am curious as to why you didn't answer the interview questions in a straight forward, convey-the-information sort of way.
i'm kinda old, but not so old that my curiosity has dried up.
REALLY GOOD INTERVIEW
comments are dumb
comment 15 baby
ken baumann is the shit.
brad d green, i did answer sometimes in a straight forward way. and sometimes i didn't. that is how i have fun. i am having fun. and basically...oh shit, fucking 16 comments holy shit!
i'm glad you still think i'm hot. i feel like i'm doing at least one thing right at all times now.
let's blow the roof off this fucker. Comment 18, the comment that builds upon all other comments. I say you stretch this out to the 105 comment range. Can it be done? Without a doubt.
my puppy just shit on the carpet, im out.
I haven't bothered reading all of the comments. I'll just write something that might be relevant.
I hate myself.
give it to me in english doc
people lie to me a lot. it makes me feel uncertain but i am getting used to it. i am lying.
good stuff as always
i would like to cut your eyes out and wear them for testicles
i would whip them out at various times and proclaim "suck them fast sassafras"
i think it would go over well with most women
'fuck ttb'
brandi, baby i can change. i swear.
jereme, ah shit, jereme dean in the comments sections y'heard?
FUCK TTB IS RIGHT.
GOLDEN BEAR FOR LIFE.
HE'S JUST TOO ADORABLE FOR THAT BITCH MYSTIC.
this is comment 23
comment 24. they say a man died on comment 24. they say he still haunts it. stay away from 24.
nice new graphic. that's something douglas right? i'm probably wrong, something isn't a very good first name.
comment 25
yeah, thats samuel douglass.
brandi. i still love you. where's the love.
does sex equal love.
frederick douglass bitches. the motherfucking man.
comment 27
This is my life.
face fuck sarah palin
theodore douglass
i want sarah palin to give me a handjob and then shoot me with an assault rifle.
michael douglas
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