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CROWN YOURSELF THEN KILL YOURSELF

8.10.08

IF YOU COME TO MY APARTMENT I WILL LET YOU DRINK SOME OF MY BLOOD AND YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO PAY FOR IT

read VIRGIN ORGASM.

also, i was interviewed by another human.
Posted by sam pink at 7:58 PM

3 comments:

ryan manning said...

lol like a mofo

October 10, 2008 6:15 PM
Anonymous said...

Homo mofo?

Albie write that, up there. That.

October 15, 2008 4:59 AM
freefun0616 said...

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October 19, 2009 6:30 AM

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