I WILL START AN ORPHANAGE FOR MYSELF AFTER I ABANDON MYSELF

there was a problem with the cover for I AM GOING TO CLONE MYSELF THEN KILL THE CLONE AND EAT IT. here is the new cover. i am happy. the front and the back will be the same except for the color of the font.

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i started reading blake butler's book SCORCH ATLAS. here is my initial review in the form of an equation:

little-kid+lsd+prurient album BLACK VASE on full blast+repeated punches to the face+an old man laughing and taking steroids and coloring his penis black with a magic marker= gottdang kid

you can order brandon scott gorrell's book.

i read an early version of this book. i read it without thinking "i want to stop reading this and i will stop reading this." i will probably read this book more than the average amount of times i read most books. give this hipster bitch your money or he will beat it out of you with his sarcasm.

you can order ellen kennedy's book.

i haven't read this but i like the bear parade book.

you can order THE BIRD ROOM by chris killen. i read an early version of this book. i think it is really good. "chris killen really poked my eye with this one." (that is my imaginary blurb).

chris killen tagged me again. here are seven more things and seven more tags:

1. today i bought some food and i was walking home and on the way home i saw a dog run into a parked car and then i heard a woman laughing and i looked at the laughing woman and she said, "you didn't see that." but i did see it.

2. last night i had a dream that i was having sex with a woman who had a giant tumor in her stomach and she died right before i came so when i came i was coming in a dead body. i don't know a lot of dream interpretation but that one probably means: "be a good person" or maybe "you are a weird asshole."

3. i used to be really good at math.

4. one time i woke up in a chair in my living room and i had my coat on and there was mud all over my hands and both of my hands hurt and when i looked at my hands there were thorns in both of them.

5. i have never felt emotion towards snow but every time it snows now i feel better even if it is only for a little while.

6. there is no one but me who can hurt me mentally or physically.

7. i have been drinking a lot of water lately. every time i get a glass, i drink half of it and then look at it and go "oh yeah." sometimes i just go "yeah."

i tag:

daniel bailey, seven times, once for each forty he has to drink between lists. that means daniel bailey has to drink 7 forties and write 49 things. ha ha asshole.

lastly, the motivational blog i write for is doing a commemorative job focus. give ma job and i will celebrate it. thank you.

here are two:

GOOD JOB WALMART GREETERS!

GOOD JOB SHIRT INSPECTORS!