THE HAPPY HUMAN DIGEST

me and daniel bailey are starting a journal. it is called THE HAPPY HUMAN DIGEST. it will be some print some online. the first thing is a small chapbook by kendra grant malone. more about that sometimes later. we need some help with the web stuff. can someone help us? here is what you can expect as a helper:

1. you will not be paid.
2. you will not be happy
3. you will not be recognized in public nor will daniel bailey and i acknowledge you in public
4. you will not be treated kindly
5. you will not be not punched in the grill by daniel bailey in a thong

there will be a video manifesto coming out soon i think. also, i will provide an email address for submissions soon enough. so dust off your grandma's wedding dress and put it on and shave your knee then draw the earth on it. cause it's buttfuckin time yallz. i have other things to say but i am trying to get them done.

BONUS MATERIAL--

here is a direct quote from my landlord yesterday. "i like your haircut. you don't look like a nazi."

daniel bailey, you should pile drive me into a giant hole.

here is a picture of daniel, with shane jones and blake butler. notice the face daniel is making. this is a face that no one human should make. it doesn't convey any recognizable emotion, except for maybe, "aw sheeit." i am glad to be working with daniel. this journal should hopefully be the fetal alcohol syndrome of the internet.



RECENT DEVELOPMENT!!!! YOU CAN GET A FREE COPY OF THE BOOK I WROTE IF YOU DESCRIBE A FIGHT THAT MADE YOU PHYSICALLY ILL TO WATCH. ADVICE: THE FIGHT SHOULD BE A REAL THING THAT YOU SAW. BITCH TITS.