11.3.09

REMEMBER "PERFECT STRANGERS"?

NEW INTERVIEW HERE MAKING LAUGHS FOR THE BELLY THAT IS SAD BY WAY OF NOT HAVING FRIENDS AND HAVING STARES AT SCREEN OF COMPUTER FOR RELIEF OF BEING A PERSON.

some quotes from interview:

"the biggest influence is when you’re like about to fall asleep and you think something and then start laughing really hard and your bitch tits shake with the laughter."

"post-handjob surrealism"

"I feel that if my old roommates heard me say something about modern artists they would burn me with cigarettes and call me a butthole and I wouldn’t be mad at them."

thanks for reading this i hope you like it.

fuck you everbody, fuck you. i mean it.

9 comments:

Matt DeBenedictis said...

I enjoyed this. Everything should be post-handjob.

post-handjob economy
post-handjob bakery
post-handjob lawsuit
post-handjob handjob

BlogSloth said...

U dont' mean it.

fuck you.

I MEAN IT.

(not really)

I can't believe i was at AWP and didn't meet you.

FUCK.

well, Denver.

Chris said...

i am forever pre-handjob

pb said...

I have never given a handjob in my entire life.
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sam pink said...

yo yo yo. matt, what's up man? yo hell yeah. yeah yeah. sean, man you tripping man. damn man. chris, same here lately man, samn here dude, damn, yo yo, pr, personally a good handjob is hard to beat yo, like, it gives you a 'wargasm' and shit yo. hell yeah. yeah dudes.

pb said...

I am insecure that I have never once given a hand job. It's not that I don't like touching dick, but man, let's fuck! Or do that mouth thing. Just sayin. Sam, if you want, you can teach me how to sit there and give a hand job without doing the fuck or mouth thing.

Socrates Adams-Florou said...

yo yo yo let's get the party started.

Drew Kalbach said...

"post-handjob surrealism"

good job

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