I have been shot, stabbed and impaled by a finger all in the same wound, ten years apart. Yet people see the one wound and think I'm lying about all the other times I was impaled there. So I lie and say it is one wound, but I use the finger story as it is the most funny.
albie wrote this sat next to a woman who kicked my chair even though it is plainly visible!
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I have been shot, stabbed and impaled by a finger all in the same wound, ten years apart. Yet people see the one wound and think I'm lying about all the other times I was impaled there. So I lie and say it is one wound, but I use the finger story as it is the most funny.
albie wrote this sat next to a woman who kicked my chair even though it is plainly visible!
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合法酒店經紀,
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酒店寒假打工,
酒店經紀人,
菲梵酒店經紀,
酒店經紀,
禮服酒店上班,
酒店經紀人,
菲梵酒店經紀,
酒店經紀,
禮服酒店上班,
酒店小姐兼職,
便服酒店工作,
酒店打工經紀,
制服酒店經紀,
專業酒店經紀,
合法酒店經紀,
酒店暑假打工,
酒店寒假打工,
酒店經紀人,
菲梵酒店經紀,
酒店經紀,
禮服酒店上班,
酒店小姐兼職,
便服酒店工作,
酒店打工經紀,
制服酒店經紀,
酒店經紀,
菲
梵,
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