here are some things:
1. you can buy CLONE from the publisher again. i don't have any more copies.
2. i am reading in louisiana i think, in may. i need to raise money for a train ticket. if there is something you would pay me for doing, like work, let me know. pictures, writing, printed drafts of books that haven't come out yet whatever. i will do work for the money. if you live in chicago, i will clean for you or try to explain to your son or daughter the importance of the eternal return as the fundamental grounding of nietzschean metaphysics. i am also willing to paint your apartment or make you some food. if you need someone to watch a movie with and imagine things into the movie that make it funnier i will do that. i will also beat someone up for you.
3. here's my tip of the week. if you have a shirt that smells halfway bad, you can drape it over a chair and put the chair by a cold window. overnight it will smell fine again.
4. i am supposed to get a proof for THE SELF-ESTEEM HOLOCAUST COMES HOME this week so if it looks ok it will be out soon.
5. i think i plan on burning out pretty soon. if you own a farm and need some help working it, i will be burnt out pretty soon. i am a good worker and i don't talk a lot.
6. if anyone has a book coming out soon, and it is like, a serious book, i think it would be cool to quote a slayer song on the first page. perhaps something from "altar of sacrifice" or "necrophobic."
PERSON (Fall 2010)
A Good-Ass Novel
THE SELF-ESTEEM HOLOCAUST COMES HOME (Fall 2010)
Good-Ass Plays
FROWNS NEED FRIENDS TOO (poetry, Afterbirth Books)
good-ass poetry
I AM GOING TO CLONE MYSELF THEN KILL THE CLONE AND EAT IT (paperhero press, 2009)
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good-ass shit
sampinkisalive@gmail.com
CHAPBOOKS
WRITING
- play at SLINGSHOT
- poem at PAX AMERICANA
- story at Unsaid Magazine
- Story at "Exquisite Corpse"
- another exceprt at kill author
- excerpt at KILL AUTHOR
- flash fiction at EVERYDAY GENIUS
- THREE POEMS AT "COCONUT"
- ten versions of seeing a dead body
- POEM AT "KITTY SNACKS"
- EXCERPT FROM "YUM YUM I CAN'T WAIT TO DIE"
- advice column at "DOGZPLOT"
- WRITING AT "YANKEE POT ROAST"
- PLAY IN "NO COLONY VOL. 1"
- flash fiction at "DOGZPLOT"
- STORY AT "NO POSIT"
- STORY AT "STORYGLOSSIA"
- POEMS AT "DOGMATIKA"
- POEM AT "LAMINATION COLONY"
- POEM AT "THIS ZINE WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE"
- FLASH FICTION AT "DOGZPLOT"
- STORY AT "decomP"
- POEM AT "ROBOT MELON"
- THE BEST TIME TO THROW A MATCH INTO SOMEONE'S MOUTH IS WHEN THEY'RE LAUGHING
- I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING OR CARE ABOUT ANYTHING AND I SHOULD PROBABLY JUST SIT IN A FOLDING CHAIR AND DIE (poem) at "No Posit Vol 2"
- EAT MY RAINBOW (poem) at "NO POSIT VOL 2"
- POEM AT "PARIS BITTER HEARTS PIT"
- HAIKU AT "NO POSIT"
- POEM AT "STRAIGHT FROM THE FRIDGE"
- STORY AT TITULAR JOURNAL
- POEM AT "PINEAPPLE WAR"
- FLASH FICTION AT "SIX SENTENCES"
VIDEOS
INTERVIEWS
- INTERVIEW WITH ADULT ENTERTAINER
- INTERVIEW WITH PUBLISHING GENIUS ADAM ROBINSON
- INTERVIEW WITH SCOTT MCCLANAHAN
- INTERVIEW WITH JIMMY CHEN
- PROPHYLACTIC-RIPPING INTERVIEW WITH CHRIS HIGGS
- GUSTAF interview
- HOBART WITH SEX Y WOMAN ELIZABETH ELLEN
- INTERVIEW WITH MARY MILLER
- THUNK INTERVIEW
- interview with BUST DOWN THE DOOR AND EAT ALL THE CHICKENS
- best interview ever
- bust down the door interview
- interview at "orange alert"
- interview at "internettle soup"
- daniel bailey interviews me
- i interview daniel bailey
- chris killen interviews me
13 comments:
thank you for tip number 3.
i don't need febreeze anymore!
I want to quote Tricky:
"They label me insane, but i think I'm more normal than most. I know I'm the truth"
I've going to write an essay on that.
My cousin used Wu-Tang as an epigram for his masters.
Bauhuas would be good, Either:
"But I will always exist
because I always exist
and you will always point
Your fishes at me"
(The Three Shadows, pt II)
or:
"Oh gentlemen
Swallow your prayers
Because the wind makes a mockery of men
Your soul becomes a fish
You swim in idle waters
And drink other fishes piss
Your soul feeds on fish
On piss, puss and men"
(The Three Shadows, pt III)
and pig destroyer are great. Prefer Cephallic Carnage or Agorophobic Nosebleed though. Or Sissy Spacek (the band).
"here's my tip of the week. if you have a shirt that smells halfway bad, you can drape it over a chair and put the chair by a cold window. overnight it will smell fine again."
But what about the FIT? Will it fit like it's clean?
kind of want to buy self-esteem holocaust.
because i liked clone so much.
ugh.
febreeze has never worked for me. it is usually something i secretly spray into my boots if i am at someone's house and then later when someone asks about the smell of the febreeze and where it came from, i just ignore them. olivia, the fit should remain. the chair method only works for shirt smells that are mid-level to lower-level. brittany, i will sell you one for two dollars or however much shipping is.
Pig Destroyer is a GREAT band and Prowler in The Yard is in HEAVY rotation on my Ipod.
I'm willing to barter MY book with one of YOUR books.
There's no Slayer lyrics in the front, but if you want I'll write some in your copy of the book.
I like:
"I wanna rip your fuckin' face off."
Come to Buffalo instead. Free place to stay here.
you really don't talk much.
I ordered CLONE last night.
Do you want a dented can of yams? It's from Delaware.
I'm writing a book about suicidal pickles right now. It's almost as serious as dancing pancakes. Maybe I'll quote Slayer somewhere.
You should sell copies of your art on eBay. I would buy them. Or sell prints from a flickr or something, whatever those kids do these days.
based on the state of my bank account, i could afford 4 or 5$.
generous man.
I would buy prints of DJ Berndt off flickr.
number 3 & 6 for real
Haha, Pink Destroyer. I remember hearing about them my first time at dude fest. Graf orlock is also something to check out. Cinema grind.
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