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THE NO HELLOS DIET
THE NO HELLOS DIET (A NOVEL)
HURT OTHERS
HURT OTHERS (short stories)
PERSON (Fall 2010)
A Good-Ass Novel
THE SELF-ESTEEM HOLOCAUST COMES HOME (Fall 2010)
Good-Ass Plays
FROWNS NEED FRIENDS TOO (poetry, Afterbirth Books)
good-ass poetry
I AM GOING TO CLONE MYSELF THEN KILL THE CLONE AND EAT IT (paperhero press, 2009)
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good-ass shit
sampinkisalive@gmail.com
CHAPBOOKS
WRITING
- story "training" at muumuu house
- story "juliana" from the book HURT OTHERS
- excerpt of "PERSON" at muumuu house
- play at SLINGSHOT
- poem at PAX AMERICANA
- story at Unsaid Magazine
- another exceprt at kill author
- excerpt at KILL AUTHOR
- flash fiction at EVERYDAY GENIUS
- THREE POEMS AT "COCONUT"
- ten versions of seeing a dead body
- POEM AT "KITTY SNACKS"
- PLAY IN "NO COLONY VOL. 1"
- flash fiction at "DOGZPLOT"
- STORY AT "NO POSIT"
- POEMS AT "DOGMATIKA"
- POEM AT "LAMINATION COLONY"
- POEM AT "THIS ZINE WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE"
- FLASH FICTION AT "DOGZPLOT"
- STORY AT "decomP"
- POEM AT "ROBOT MELON"
- POEM AT "PARIS BITTER HEARTS PIT"
- HAIKU AT "NO POSIT"
- STORY AT TITULAR JOURNAL
- POEM AT "PINEAPPLE WAR"
- FLASH FICTION AT "SIX SENTENCES"
VIDEOS
INTERVIEWS
- INTERVIEW WITH ADULT ENTERTAINER
- INTERVIEW WITH PUBLISHING GENIUS ADAM ROBINSON
- INTERVIEW WITH SCOTT MCCLANAHAN
- INTERVIEW WITH JIMMY CHEN
- PROPHYLACTIC-RIPPING INTERVIEW WITH CHRIS HIGGS
- GUSTAF interview
- HOBART WITH SEX Y WOMAN ELIZABETH ELLEN
- INTERVIEW WITH MARY MILLER
- THUNK INTERVIEW
- interview with BUST DOWN THE DOOR AND EAT ALL THE CHICKENS
- best interview ever
- bust down the door interview
- interview at "orange alert"
- interview at "internettle soup"
- daniel bailey interviews me
- i interview daniel bailey
- chris killen interviews me
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35 comments:
This is awesome:
However, the real trouble has just started. An unscrupulous and vain villain named Tommy Thanatos (Johansen) is after Mason's chip, and he will not stop at anything to get it. As it turns out, Sean and Burt had been once at the receiving end of one of his schemes: he had ordered them to throw a match, and when they hadn't complied, he attempted to shoot them. However, Burt threw himself in front of Sean, taking the bullet his leg (permanently injuring him); Sean had chased him to the roof of the stadium, and after a furious fight Thanatos ended up plunging head-first into an empty pool. This accident fractured the top of his skull, forcing the attachment of a steel skullplate and removing part of his afro hair of which he was so proud.
this post is dumb. it will not help you sell books. it will not convince anyone you have anything interesting to say. you are a joke. fuck yourself.
true man. thanks. i'm going to get my shit together and write some real fucking poems. i'm going to lie at the bottom of lake michgan on my back, and look up, and receive the message of new violence. on my back on the bottom of lake michigan i will receive the message of the new lord, lord violence is the new lord. thanks for the input!
now you are just padding comments. more comments means more importance. you're going to feel shtty when you realize you are treating your life like a person standing in an open field, looking up as the shadow of a falling rock expands around your feet. just standing there. haha!
oh come on man, be nice. i treat my life more like a person in a waiting room, not complaining, just waiting to be lead by a faceless nurse, lead to an empty room where i then wait to be lead to another empty room. haha!
in "mr. nanny" the kids in hulk hogan's care, they hook up an electrode in the shower so hulk gets electrocuted, and then hulk's hair gets all sticking up and shit! it's nice out today, i am going to walk around for a while.
KEEP YOUR INSECURITY DOWNWIND.
yeah this is for the guy above who said something about comments. "more comments equals more importance."
really man? do you seriously believe that? i am expressing my refusal of that idea and i would like to argue about it.
hey yeah. "this won't sell books."
you have books? shit man, they must publish anyone.
"they must publish anyone."
uh, you should spend less time criticizing someone and more time writing dude.
"writing"? you call this writing? i am now expressing more disagreement with your point and i hope to continue this argument. please type another comment so we can publicly disagree.
"you call that writing?"
what do you call writing dude? (kierkegaard quote). so that's why you're qrong.
oops, lol. should say "wrong" not "qrong."
good kiekergaard quote.
(deleuze quote).
so there is my argument.
why is your shit so negative and violent. i don't like that kind of thing so i am publicly expressing my dislike for it, in the hopes that others will agree and confer to me a sense of power (because my life is so petty and i have never had sex)
this is for sam. you're a white male. (that's my argument)
"you're a white male."
uh, last time i checked, i am bisexual and i think, a little bit irish.
in response to your delueze quote:
(camus quote)
yeah i am just writing this comment to further assert that i don't like you and your writing.
you're racist.
hey i'm the editor of "hot scum" magazine. i read "clone" and i really liked it. can you send me something to look at.
hey, just emailing you to say that i bought one of your books and had you autograph it. i was wondering if i could trade it for one that wasn't autographed so i can sell it to the used bookstore here for more money. thx!
how come you don't allow anonymous comments?
relax dude i just changed it
you should write something with a plot.
"you're racist."
um, dude, it's great to be white and have no problems.
"i dont wanna rape ya/i just want tha papuh/the visa, capisce?/i'm out like tha vapuhs/who's the one you call mr macho/the head honcho/swift fist like camacho/i got-so, much style i should be down with the stylistics/make up to break up/niggas need ta wake up/smell the indonesia/beat ya to a seizure/then fuck ya moms, hit the skins to amnesia"
this comment thread is so midwest
"your skin/is yellow/like wildflowers/in july"
"you're racist."
uh, hello, it's "your racist"
hehe, wait man, it's actually "you're racist" you were right dude. sorry/
you nerd.
Hey. I just received FNF II in the mail and it was all fucked up. How much does it sell for so I can get the money's worth from the post office since you mailed it to me for free.
uSPS is fucking sucks
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also the packageing was all torn upon before i even opened it like i could see the book and it looks like somebody was had been dragging it along the ground by from a car
fucking shit. email me and i will send you another.
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