i contributed a "holiday gift guide" to the Lazy Fascist Press website.

i have an essay that's called "AN ESSAY ABOUT WHAT I OBSERVE MYSELF FEELING AND DOING WHILE LISTENING TO THE SONG 'EYE FLYS' BY THE MELVINS." if anyone wants it for a website or whatever, you can have it.

also, i am writing the novelization of HOME ALONE. this is not a joke. it will be a real published book. there will be more details later.

buy PERSON or THE SELF-ESTEEM HOLOCAUST COMES HOME

white power!