i've got two copies of "person" and one copy of "self-esteem holocaust comes home."

i'll mail you whichever you want for free, if you:

write an amazon review

or

be nice for an entire day

or

do something really mean to someone and never admit it

or

mail me lsd

or

kiss a dog on the head

or

do the devil's work

or

lift north america up and shake it--like you're cleaning a rug or towel--sending everyone into the ocean


sampinkisalive@gmail.com


chicago bulls.