hey. both books are out today.
THE NO HELLOS DIET
a novel (88 pages, hey i can read that much!)
GOODREADS PAGE
HURT OTHERS
anti-stories (120 pages, hmm, that's getting up there i don't know)
wow, sounds like fun. i think i'll stop by amazon and scoop up these smokin' hot shits. and hey, maybe i'll write a review, or when i'm done reading them, pass them off to my friends. maybe i'll read them and try to fight the author at the next reading i see him at. maybe i'll cultivate a poisonous attraction to him and then end up murdering him. maybe i'll give the author alcohol/whatever next time i see him. maybe i won't even read them. or maybe i'll read them and just nod and think "not bad" and then not think about it anymore. maybe it's time to finally kill my neighbor, or at least paralyze him.
if anyone wants to talk about anything, email me sampinkisalive@gmail.com
10 comments:
YES! I've been waiting for these for 36 days! Order'd! #lazyfascistpressrules
#sampink
this is such great news! ordered both, can't wait!
i will order both when they hit amazon.ca motha fucka
Psyched! the only thing that sucked about ordering them just now was trying to find something to push the $ amount to 25 for that sweet-sweet free shipping
good job bro, i'm excited to read these
have been enjoying these a lot, finished the novel and am ~50% through the stories, good job
mike, thank you.
dj, thank you.
anonymous, hell yeah motherfucker
nathan, fuck your mother.
jordan, wassup!
tao, thank you.
i'll pass. my mother is schizophrenic and had a large brain tumor removed. i visited her when i was 17 and she full-on pinched my ass when my back was turned. freaked me out
ok i've crowned myself, what should i do next?
why, then my friend, you simply kill yourself.
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