'THE NO HELLOS DIET' AND 'HURT OTHERS' AVAILABLE TODAY
hey. both books are out today.
THE NO HELLOS DIET
a novel (88 pages, hey i can read that much!)
anti-stories (120 pages, hmm, that's getting up there i don't know)
wow, sounds like fun. i think i'll stop by amazon and scoop up these smokin' hot shits. and hey, maybe i'll write a review, or when i'm done reading them, pass them off to my friends. maybe i'll read them and try to fight the author at the next reading i see him at. maybe i'll cultivate a poisonous attraction to him and then end up murdering him. maybe i'll give the author alcohol/whatever next time i see him. maybe i won't even read them. or maybe i'll read them and just nod and think "not bad" and then not think about it anymore. maybe it's time to finally kill my neighbor, or at least paralyze him.
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