31.8.11

'THE NO HELLOS DIET' AND 'HURT OTHERS' AVAILABLE TODAY






hey. both books are out today.


THE NO HELLOS DIET

a novel (88 pages, hey i can read that much!)

GOODREADS PAGE


HURT OTHERS

anti-stories (120 pages, hmm, that's getting up there i don't know)


wow, sounds like fun. i think i'll stop by amazon and scoop up these smokin' hot shits. and hey, maybe i'll write a review, or when i'm done reading them, pass them off to my friends. maybe i'll read them and try to fight the author at the next reading i see him at. maybe i'll cultivate a poisonous attraction to him and then end up murdering him. maybe i'll give the author alcohol/whatever next time i see him. maybe i won't even read them. or maybe i'll read them and just nod and think "not bad" and then not think about it anymore. maybe it's time to finally kill my neighbor, or at least paralyze him.

if anyone wants to talk about anything, email me sampinkisalive@gmail.com


10 comments:

Mike said...

YES! I've been waiting for these for 36 days! Order'd! #lazyfascistpressrules
#sampink

DJ Berndt said...

this is such great news! ordered both, can't wait!

Anonymous said...

i will order both when they hit amazon.ca motha fucka

Nathan DePriest said...

Psyched! the only thing that sucked about ordering them just now was trying to find something to push the $ amount to 25 for that sweet-sweet free shipping

Jordan Castro said...

good job bro, i'm excited to read these

Tao Lin said...

have been enjoying these a lot, finished the novel and am ~50% through the stories, good job

sam pink said...

mike, thank you.

dj, thank you.

anonymous, hell yeah motherfucker

nathan, fuck your mother.

jordan, wassup!

tao, thank you.

Nathan DePriest said...

i'll pass. my mother is schizophrenic and had a large brain tumor removed. i visited her when i was 17 and she full-on pinched my ass when my back was turned. freaked me out

Andrew James Weatherhead said...

ok i've crowned myself, what should i do next?

sam pink said...

why, then my friend, you simply kill yourself.