i'm going to be doing a reading this thursday at a taco bell with larry bird and you should come, there's going to be a "who can hit me in the eye hardest" contest and it'll be great.

i was interviewed at HEAVY FEATHER REVIEW.

a new review of PERSON at 'the scrambler.'


the magazine of bizarro fiction has an excerpt from THE NO HELLOS DIET

barry graham gave me a copy of his new novel NOTHING OR NEXT TO NOTHING at a reading a few days ago. i read it. it was really good. i recommend it.

i have a few copies of I AM GOING TO CLONE MYSELF THEN KILL THE CLONE AND EAT IT. if anyone wants to buy one off me, email me.

sampinkisalive@gmail.com

coming in august:

THE NO HELLOS DIET ( a novel, lazy fascist press)

HURT OTHERS (short stories, lazy fascist press)

maybe a haircut?

possible suicide?

sex change?

i'm reading this tuesday, july 12th at innertown pub.

barry graham and scott mcclanahan will also be reading.

should be good.

if you come early, i will most likely be drinking in the alley with scott.

PERSON is available on kindle now.

in an episode of 'family matters' i recently watched, carl and harriet winslow were at a charity dance-marathon.

carl hurt his back while dancing.

harriet said, "carl, did your back go out again."

and carl said, "out? harriet, it went on vacation."

then, about a minute later, everyone in the room was on the dancefloor, dancing to the song "can't touch this" by mc hammer.

noah cicero has posted a short novel on his blog.