'THE NO HELLOS DIET' AND 'HURT OTHERS' AVAILABLE TODAY

hey. both books are out today.


THE NO HELLOS DIET

a novel (88 pages, hey i can read that much!)

GOODREADS PAGE


HURT OTHERS

anti-stories (120 pages, hmm, that's getting up there i don't know)


wow, sounds like fun. i think i'll stop by amazon and scoop up these smokin' hot shits. and hey, maybe i'll write a review, or when i'm done reading them, pass them off to my friends. maybe i'll read them and try to fight the author at the next reading i see him at. maybe i'll cultivate a poisonous attraction to him and then end up murdering him. maybe i'll give the author alcohol/whatever next time i see him. maybe i won't even read them. or maybe i'll read them and just nod and think "not bad" and then not think about it anymore. maybe it's time to finally kill my neighbor, or at least paralyze him.

if anyone wants to talk about anything, email me sampinkisalive@gmail.com

gustavo rivera has translated I AM GOING TO CLONE MYSELF THEN KILL THE CLONE AND EAT IT. i think it is going to be published in argentina.

quiero matar myself.

here is a video of someone reading the last poem in FROWNS NEED FRIENDS TOO.

late this year or early next year, Lazy Fascist Press will re-issue I AM GOING TO CLONE MYSELF THEN KILL THE CLONE AND EAT IT.

here is a poem from it:



APARTMENT


Every time I come home, I stand in the doorway and say,
"It's time for a monster to eat me now."

Then it does.

When I go to bed and pull the covers open, I say,
"It's time for a monster to eat me now."

Then it does.

Every time I get out of bed I say,
"It's time for a monster to eat me now."

Then it does.

Every time I leave my home, I say,
"It's time for a monster to eat me now."

Then it does.

LAZY FASCIST 2011 (click on images to enlarge and read)

is it ok to bring a blanket to readings, so that after you're done reading (regardless of whether or not the audience liked it) you can put the blanket over your head and wrap it around your face to walk to the back of the room without being looked at.

yesterday i went to sneeze and almost didn't clench my asshole in time. i just barely made it. after the sneeze, i laughed and thought, "oh shit i almost didn't make it" and then i immediately stopped laughing and thought, "did i try to do that on purpose, and if so, why." it was hard to trust myself the rest of the day. have a nice sunday everyone.