EAR EATER 10: SO FUCKING BLEAK

i'm reading this saturday at EAR EATER 10. jordan castro, megan boyle, mallory whitten and miles ross will also be reading. here is the information.

BUY MY BOOKS AND BUY MY FRIENDS' BOOKS

i am re-typing all of FROWNS NEED FRIENDS TOO from the book into a wordfile because i don't have the wordfile. i like this book the most.

someone blogged a few lines of dialogue from the play "be nice to everyone 2" from THE SELF ESTEEM HOLOCAUST COMES HOME.

and here's a review of PERSON.

hey fuckers!

if you read any of my books and want to write an amazon review, that will help.

don;t worry, i'll still have little money and a radically fluctuating sense of self-worth.

also--

LAZY FASCIST 2012:

I AM GOING TO CLONE MYSELF THEN KILL THE CLONE AND EAT IT

&

FROWNS NEED FRIENDS TOO

i liked reading this a lot.

here's the first half of THE NO HELLOS DIET on vimeo, read by jackson nieuwland. it's really nice to watch and listen to.

jackson nieuwland will be reading the entirety of THE NO HELLOS DIET here, online at six pm central time, monday.

if you like it you can buy it here.