i have a few copies of "no one can do anything worse to you than you can" "hurt others" "person" and "no hellos diet" sampinkisalive@gmail.com
i'll write "you butthole!" in them for you
also, the guy who directed "tremors" is going to make "no hellos" into a movie. s/he told me the main character will be played by the guy who played mr. belvedere.
i'm writing a book called "rontel" right now. it'll probably be real shitty but then i have a feeling the one after that will be good. trust me!
the reissue of "i am going to clone myself then kill the clone and eat it" will be out soon i think.
i think i'm going to start doing portraits. if you want me to make a portrait for you, email me.
i just heard an ice cream truck drive by outside and it made me feel instantly bad for some reason. like i had to take a deep breath from it.
UPDATE: an excerpt from THE NO HELLOS DIET has been posted online.
UPDATE: if anyone needs someone to paint their room/apartment/whatever (like painting it a single color, not designs DUH!) then email me and i'll do it for cheap. i'm quitting my job tomorrow and i like painting walls a lot. (also, you have to live in chicago and buy the paint DUH!)
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i just heard an ice cream truck drive by outside and it made me feel instantly bad for some reason. like i had to take a deep breath from it.
Oddly enough, the theme song from Mama's Family used to have that effect on me.
Did you ever get Rontel tattooed on your neck, by the way?
i didn't get it tattooed on my neck. but if someone pays me fifty dollars right now i will do it today. i can't afford to do it. spiritually, i can't afford not to. financially, i can't afford to. feel like a bitch but you know. i don't have a job anymore.
Reading the above, I felt like stabbing myself once in the chest like Isabelle Huppert in The Piano Teacher.
Originally, I had written a long, rambling comment here, but I think I'll make a fool of myself on another day.
Question. Have you considered crowdfunding some of your projects? Not the tattoo, of course—other stuff.
Or is that not the done thing?
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