I AM GOING TO CLONE MYSELF THEN KILL THE CLONE AND EAT IT is available again.
it's kind of the same book as the one from 2009 but also not.
comparing the old to the new, it's like going from repeatedly stabbing someone, to just stomping their throat once, y'know!
shit was taken out. shit was added. shit was edited. new cover! better thoughts! horrible violence! suck my dick!
here's the back copy:
The Holy Bible of Bad Feelings returns!
Longtime bipolar idiot
Sam Pink brings you right back to the beginning with this remastered
edition of his first underground hit. Find out why it would be great to
get accidentally killed by a bus. Find out how to perform hardcore sex
and never have any fun. Find out why it would be better if your mom was a
Ugandan hooker. And find out how to fill your mouth with confetti
before blowing your own head off.
Because a dead horse isn't ever
fully beaten. Because when you get to Hell there will be a seat saved
for you. Because you can't afford too many hellos. Because every time
you come home, you stand in the door way and think, "It's time for a
monster to eat me now." And then a monster eats you!