i didn't make the "top 50 writers in chicago" list from "new city" magazine. 

i just read it at a pizza place earlier. 

i sat in the chair and carefully read the list, my hand clenching the paper harder and harder as i read on. 

also i'm reading on the twenty sixth at innertown pub. 

if more than fifty people come, i will have sex with everyone in the alley, one at a time.