deeply troubled

here is a review of "clone"  and "the collected works of scott mc clanahan."  


also, had an idea for a feminine napkin commercial where it starts with a woman holding her stomach and the narrator says, "You know the feeling..." and then they zoom in on the woman's stomach and inside, a little shapeless object in army clothing stands at attention and salutes and says, "Major Cramps reporting for duty sir."

lastly, i feel like a good ending to a short story/novel/anything would be  "...and then everything else that ever happens, happens."