5 things

1.  i'll openly endorse anyone who writes a book/chapbook/whatever that's titled "i hate my generation."

2.  been thinking, "control your bitch" (as myself addressing myself) when i'm out walking/doing whatever.

3.  i'll clean apartments in chicago for money or food.

4.  mike kleine wrote mastodon farm and it's out today.  

5.  i'm interested in writing a television show where, it's like macguyver, except the macguyver-type character is always thwarting the Latin Kings, and the macguyver-type character can do/solve almost everything except s/he can't fight that well and s/he gets beat up at least once in every episode.