28.2.13

YOU PIG

felt close to something like crying today after having perceived myself as being a dick about a money thing.  i punished myself by walking to the post office with no socks wearing my holey ass boots through the snow and puddles.  i kept thinking, "you pig." 
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6 comments:

undereducated and overmedicated said...

self punishment can also be a real life motivator. stubbing your toe 1st thing in the morning will wake you up quicker than a cup of coffee can.

February 28, 2013 at 12:05 PM
Sarah said...

i love you sam, you are a good human being.

February 28, 2013 at 7:44 PM
jereme said...

Reminds me of when I visited Chicago and forgot to pack socks. That walk to the Shedd Aquarium was brutally refreshing.

March 1, 2013 at 2:01 AM
sam pink said...

vision of myself at a press conference of some sort where i'm talking shit muhammed ali style and i point out at the audience and say, "i'm unemployable, but oh so enjoyable."

March 1, 2013 at 5:49 AM
jereme said...

Just had a vision in regards to your vision where i'm at the same conference, standing next to you, dressed in a three piece suit, hair spiked to the ceiling.

I lean down to the microphone, flailing a tiny US flag in each fist and say, "America! Where skills can't even pay bills!"

March 1, 2013 at 12:48 PM
Anonymous said...

America sucks donkey balls

March 3, 2013 at 12:52 AM

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