an email i just sent about a dishwashing job
"Hi, I am interested in your dishwashing position. Simply put: I'm your man. I've been to [bar] a few times, and surely dirtied some dishes, now is when I switch it up and start making'em clean! I've washed dishes at a pizza place and a bagel place before, in addition to the many fine years of dishwashing I've done since a young man. Also, I live in the area, so if you want me to come in and test wash a few dishes, no problem! Also, I've done barbacking before so I'm a valuable asset no? Thanks for your time!"