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2009-10-19T06:32:15.108-07:00

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i'm not sure why you're quoting les savy fav but i...

2008-11-18T16:16:00.000-08:00

i'm not sure why you're quoting les savy fav but i like that song and this was very 'laugh-out-loud' funny as it were, and after i laughed i started wheezing and coughing until my right lung began to collapse because i've been trying to kick this terrible cold the last couple weeks i love you both

perhaps ryan manning will be high- fived.

2008-11-16T20:10:00.000-08:00

perhaps ryan manning will be high- fived.

teenage girls will be preyed upon

2008-11-16T16:16:00.000-08:00

teenage girls will be preyed upon

"there was a band. called the pots and pans. the...

2008-11-15T12:32:00.000-08:00

"there was a band. called the pots and pans. the made this noise, the people couldn't stand. and when they toured all across the land, the people said, 'no no no.' the people said, 'no no no.' but the drummer said, 'yes yes yes. 'this tour is a test.' this is where is starts and this is where it ends, let's tear this whole thing down, and build it up again. this band's a beating heart and it's nowhere near its end."

the word verification is "trines."

an imentse swarm of trines removed the top layer of skin from the bulgarian hooker trishni and each trine spit out her skin cells having refined them in their catices and the skin cells hardened in the ovens of each trine's stomach valve and the trined smiled and laughed.

i laughed a lot. the word verification says 'iment...

2008-11-15T06:25:00.000-08:00

i laughed a lot.

the word verification says 'imentse'.

oh mah gawd i hope i win!!!11111one

2008-11-14T13:54:00.000-08:00

oh mah gawd i hope i win!!!11111one

that was hystericalmy parents caught my laughing a...

2008-11-14T11:17:00.000-08:00

that was hysterical

my parents caught my laughing at that post and said 'we no longer love you'

good job

dirty smelly bulgarian whores are different then d...

2008-11-14T11:16:00.000-08:00

dirty smelly bulgarian whores are different then dirty smelly venezuelan whores because one of the whores is from bulgaria

gena makes me laughthe gchat typos make me feel be...

2008-11-14T09:25:00.000-08:00

gena makes me laugh

the gchat typos make me feel better about my own immense typing fuck ups.

sam/shane, i am glad you are not the type who edit/re-edit their chats before hitting the enter key.

watching 'punky brewster is editing text' for 15 minutes only to see 'i feel neutral today' is harsh on my brain sack. i want to potato knife mexican children when this occurs. seriously, 15 minutes for 4 fucking words?

my word verification is 'catices'

the 13 year old transgender hooker catices me into paying $5 for a double fancy hand caress under the bulgarian moonlight.

'making thirteen year olds laugh since 2007'

2008-11-13T23:16:00.000-08:00

'making thirteen year olds laugh since 2007'

'worst author born in 1999'

2008-11-13T22:29:00.000-08:00

'worst author born in 1999'

"twishni" is from "bulgaria" and she likes "ovens"...

2008-11-13T21:25:00.000-08:00

"twishni" is from "bulgaria" and she likes "ovens" and also making "ladam" which is the national and or contintental drink of bulgaria.

i thought bulgaria was a continentword verificatio...

2008-11-13T20:09:00.000-08:00

i thought bulgaria was a continent

word verification is ovens

GENA, I AM NOMINATING YOUR COMMENT FOR A PUSHCART....

2008-11-13T19:38:00.000-08:00

GENA, I AM NOMINATING YOUR COMMENT FOR A PUSHCART.

THE WORD VERIFICATION IS "TWISHNI"

one time i thought bulgaria was in africa

2008-11-13T18:29:00.000-08:00

one time i thought bulgaria was in africa

barry, actually, this was before CLONE. i edited ...

2008-11-13T15:13:00.000-08:00

barry, actually, this was before CLONE. i edited some of the less humorous parts out but at one point, shane suggests sending the book to you for possible publication.

ryan call, another pushcart nomination will no doubt get me Adjunct Day Shift Manager at Quiznos.

shane jones, after adam read this, he went to his study, and there was a poster for light boxes on a mirror and he walked up to the mirror and crumpled the light boxes poster off the mirror and it revealed his scowling face (i stole that from rocky 4 but i feel it applies). we will be laughing about this when we are selling upwards of three books each in bulgaria.

thanks for posting this sam, i think. i'm current...

2008-11-13T11:22:00.000-08:00

thanks for posting this sam, i think. i'm currently waiting for the email from Adam that says "fuck you, you're dead to me." or maybe that will be from Dave Eggers. word verification: LADAM

i cant stop laughingi am nominating this post for ...

2008-11-13T10:12:00.000-08:00

i cant stop laughing

i am nominating this post for apushcart

i agree with blake. you havent talked about me for...

2008-11-13T10:10:00.000-08:00

i agree with blake. you havent talked about me for awhile on this blog and im just scrolling through not reading all this lame shit thats not about me.

you should try your hand at screenwriting. i bet a sam pink production would be bad ass. have you ever?

oh shit i forgot about that. fuck. it seems like...

2008-11-12T21:06:00.000-08:00

oh shit i forgot about that.

fuck.

it seems like fifteen years ago white people liked to shave their sideburns off like really far up their heads and wear neon sunglasses.

this was really good, except for when you stopped ...

2008-11-12T20:57:00.000-08:00

this was really good, except for when you stopped talking about me, when you stopped talking about me i started to scroll faster, i read 3 of 7 words through the parts not about me

"i just ate a white rhino”

if i had been drinking my sprite zero when i read that line it would have done something inside my head

i was supposed to publish this on my innovative literature journal but you never sent it to me queerbait

god i hate you guys