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This was typically weird and funny. I applaud your...

2009-01-05T04:55:00.000-08:00

This was typically weird and funny. I applaud your endeavour to end my life in this fashion. Sadly I still linger like gravity on a speed date.

I only eat halitosis. It's all I can digest. People don't like it when I feed. They think I like to get close. But I'm just hungry.

albie

lol pizzapants

'wienda' - wanda sykes a...

2008-12-24T22:55:00.000-08:00

lol pizzapants

'wienda' - wanda sykes and winona ryder make lesbo baby

this is so good. there is always a dead body at th...

2008-12-24T17:29:00.000-08:00

this is so good. there is always a dead body at that intersection even when there isn't one.

drew, i just looked at your picture. please stop ...

2008-12-23T15:23:00.000-08:00

drew, i just looked at your picture. please stop being so sexy.

that play is part of a really long manuscript of plays. i will discuss it soon.

word verification: "trieriv" which is polish for "please stop wiping your hands on my couch you bastard."

sam, i just read your mlp story, please write more...

2008-12-23T12:19:00.000-08:00

sam, i just read your mlp story, please write more plays.

i have seen a dead body before.

i held her ...

2008-12-22T14:05:00.000-08:00

i have seen a dead body before.

i held her hand while she turned blue.

i miss her before she became a corpse.

my special word is 'phipood'.

i ate a lot of meat yesterday and am going to go take a greasy phipood.

i am constantly mistaking things for other things ...

2008-12-22T13:28:00.000-08:00

i am constantly mistaking things for other things like puddles for dead bodies. maybe we need to get our eyes checked but then there would be no mistaking it which would be no fun.

a "wulymist" is the dude that's bringing woolly mammoths back, t-minus two weeks. crazy.

brandi good. i haven't seen it yet because i have ...

2008-12-22T13:05:00.000-08:00

brandi good. i haven't seen it yet because i have been away for a long time. i hope you didn't read it and go "this is a shitty fucking shit sack."

I got you mlp chap in the mail today. I read it be...

2008-12-22T11:19:00.000-08:00

I got you mlp chap in the mail today. I read it before the others ones because I was most excited about it. I like it. And I like that it is blue, because blue is a very calm color.

lisa, you should've just stared at him and put a p...

2008-12-22T09:16:00.000-08:00

lisa, you should've just stared at him and put a piece of pizza into your pants slowly.

barry, you are a badass piece.

dj, cry on my shoulder.

ty, why do we hurt each other?

daniel, the word verification is "eltuntie" a norwegian wrestler with an enormous forehead.

i love you too, sam.

it says "fujhqd," whic...

2008-12-21T22:52:00.000-08:00

i love you too, sam.

it says "fujhqd," which is what i say after masturbation when instead of coming outside of my body it all goes back further into me and makes my stomach feel like an extreme change in air pressure.

that was fucking cool.

2008-12-21T19:50:00.000-08:00

that was fucking cool.

Number two is amazing.

Appeph (n.) : One wh...

2008-12-21T17:56:00.000-08:00

Number two is amazing.

Appeph (n.) : One who thinks that he or she is good at grammar but is not.

bad ass piece

'muncesce'

old ladies ...

2008-12-21T17:52:00.000-08:00

bad ass piece

'muncesce'

old ladies from southern indiana who are too old to get their periods

yeah this was good. good idea. one time i was eati...

2008-12-21T15:57:00.000-08:00

yeah this was good. good idea. one time i was eating pizza and i went up to the counter to get a beer and this cop started talking to me and he was wearing cargo pants that were camouflage and then i was like 'dude where did your legs go' and he held up his phone and showed me a picture of a corpse he took the night before

word verification is carfo - this is when you are eating a bacon cheeseburger and food spews everywhere out of your mouth because you laughed in the middle of chewing a huge bite of beef

i love you daniel bailey. i think the actual vers...

2008-12-21T10:23:00.000-08:00

i love you daniel bailey. i think the actual version went like this:

i was walking down the street. i saw the dead body and the police. i was on the phone. i said, "hey i just saw a dead body." the other person said, "oh wow."

word verification is "muleo" which is a laugh you laugh just to make someone else feel good but then you think about the laugh a lot and hate yourself.

i love this. i laughed out loud really hard after ...

2008-12-21T01:37:00.000-08:00

i love this. i laughed out loud really hard after number 2. number five was really nice.

word verification says "bedlyss," which is the middle earth version of sleeping on the floor.

Comments on CROWN YOURSELF THEN KILL YOURSELF: I SAW A DEAD BODY ON THE CORNER OF ASHLAND AVE. A...

This was typically weird and funny. I applaud your...

lol pizzapants'wienda' - wanda sykes a...

this is so good. there is always a dead body at th...

drew, i just looked at your picture. please stop ...

sam, i just read your mlp story, please write more...

i have seen a dead body before.i held her ...

i am constantly mistaking things for other things ...

brandi good. i haven't seen it yet because i have ...

I got you mlp chap in the mail today. I read it be...

lisa, you should've just stared at him and put a p...

i love you too, sam.it says "fujhqd," whic...

that was fucking cool.

Number two is amazing.Appeph (n.) : One wh...

bad ass piece'muncesce'old ladies ...

yeah this was good. good idea. one time i was eati...

i love you daniel bailey. i think the actual vers...

i love this. i laughed out loud really hard after ...

lol pizzapants

'wienda' - wanda sykes a...

i have seen a dead body before.

i held her ...

i love you too, sam.

it says "fujhqd," whic...

Number two is amazing.

Appeph (n.) : One wh...

bad ass piece

'muncesce'

old ladies ...